The Gymastics Incident
I have to document a gem from my lunch conversation, because I am still laughing hysterically about it.So, I'm lunching with The Librarian, She Who Was Once the Freak (SWWOF), and The New Freak (she started working out with New Freak #2 at 6:00 AM for chrissakes). Apparently SWWOF and New Freak started doing Yoga and mentioned to The Librarian that she should come out and join in on the fun because they really dig it. Notice that *I* was not invited. Do I exude an anti-exercise vibe (well, okay, point taken)? Or is my ass SO fat that they realize that there is no way in hell that I would ever be limber enough to even get off the toilet without the assistance of a big stick or really sturdy handrail let alone do Yoga. Hmph.
Anyhoo, The Librarian says,"Oh, no. Not the limber type. In fact, anything like that is still scarring to me ever since The Gymnastics Incident."
"I was spotting some foreign exchange student from China when she kind of slipped and I.."
And this point, she holds up her hand up vertically and mouths the words "stuck my hand up her crack!"
Hooooooly SHIT.
I kept on trying to picture the wide-eye expression the Chinese foreign exchange student when The American Invasion occured.
It was all I could do not to inhale Pad Thai up my nose.
Posted by sherry on 04/22 at 05:57 PM